Epic Fail Blog Friday

This is your warning. If you haven't heard of Rebecca Black yet, listen up and then plug your ears. She apparently is the new up and coming female Justin Bieber, but at least Bieber can carry a tune. This girl is awful. Her song has been stuck in my head because it has the same words over and over and I want to scream! She doesn't sing, she talks to an annoying tune. I think she was on Ellen's show the other day and she's just as bad in person. I just...how do these people get record deals? Here is her song. I'm sorry for the torture, but it only seemed right to warn you. Happy Friday!

Freaky Fail Blog Friday

I don’t know why, but this guy thought it would be a good idea to tattoo the face of Julia Roberts 82 times on his body. This is beyond creepy. I’ve had my own celebrity crush moments, but this takes things to an extreme. I wouldn’t be proud of this. I saw this on Facebook yesterday and had to share. Have an awesome weekend!

Fail Blog Friday

Kind of gross. So, I posted that Justin Bieber cut his hair. Well, he went on the Ellen DeGeneres show with a lock of his hair and told her to auction it off for the Gentle Barn charity, which is an animal rescue foundation. He even signed the case he put his hair in. That tiny bit of hair with his signature sold for $40,668 on eBay. I’m happy that the money is going to charity, but holy shit. Part of me wonders if the person who bought the hair is just an animal lover who wanted to send money to the rescue foundation and will just either resell or throw away the Bieber Fever locks. I’m kind of hoping for that actually. No one knows who won yet because the screen name for the eBay winner is "a***0." This person also gets to meet Justin the next time he goes on the Ellen show. I guess we shall see what happens. I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow; maybe I should go on Ellen….

Fail Blog Friday

This is not ok with me. At the market, I try to avoid using the self check out machines because I’m not a fan of eliminating the man. I try to do things by hand when I can because again, I don’t want to eliminate people from their jobs. Well, I read an article the other day about the computer “Watson” playing on Jeopardy. The computer was able to answer questions right alongside other contestants and it even tied with one of them. That is not ok!!! Yes, it’s cool that computers have the ability to do those things, but has anyone ever seen the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey? The computer, Hal freaking tries to kill the dude. Hal can even read the astronauts lips. I mean that’s some scary shit. Also, has anyone ever read Fahrenheit 451? People are controlled by computers. So no thank you “Watson.” You can stay where you are. The fact that you’re smarter than me and don’t need me to tell you what to do is not ok!

Fail Blog Friday

So Lady Gaga has a new song out today. I find a lot of her music catchy and this one is definitely catchy as well, but she freaking stole it from Madonna. It sounds exactly like "Express Yourself." It disappoints me because Lady Gaga always seems to do her own thing. Maybe she lost her mojo. Take a listen. Happy Friday y'all.

Fail/Nonfail Blog Friday

MTV just keeps bringin' it don't they. Their recent adventure was just announced. They're going to resurrect Teen Wolf, but this will be a full series. Maybe they think this will take the focus off of Skins for a while. People are still fighting about that show. Maybe it will even take the place of Skins. MTV always feels the need to have some ridiculous teen drama going on and let me tell you, I kind of like it. I never saw the original movie, but I can't imagine that MTV will do it any justice. They say it will be darker than the movie. Here's a little run down of what we can expect:

The series centers on Scott McCall as the quintessential outsider, struggling to be recognized in a way that takes him out of high school anonymity. One night, his best friend, Stiles, convinces him to go into the woods to join a police search for a dead body. Scott ends up being attacked by a creature in the darkness, narrowly surviving with a vicious bite in his side. When he wakes up the next morning, he is greeted with strange surprises and a life that will never be the same.

Now I kind of want to watch the original. I wonder how they plan to make this into an entire TV series. Probably the same old shit with the high school trials and tribulations of a teen wolf in high school. Sigh.

Fail Blog Friday

I was putting this off, but I can no longer ignore it. Skins on MTV. Enough said for some of you I suppose. Have any of you watched it? I watched the first episode because I was curious what all the crazy press was about. It’s definitely not my kind of show. I don’t care about teenagers doing drugs and having sex. I was a teenager once. I don’t care to watch others be teenagers. So parents are all up in arms because they say the show is child porn. Sigh. I guess they can argue that because the actors are under 18, but there’s no real sex happening. There may be kissing and there may be touching, but as far as I know, that’s as far as it goes. I’ve seen shows where real sex happens. So why is everyone freaking out? Look at Jersey Shore. Those kids have real sex in front of real cameras all the time and no one seems to be freaking out about their kids watching that. Snookie can fall down drunk and you’re ok with your kids watching that? It’s MTV. So either shut up and realize that your kids are doing this shit anyway or block MTV. Also, I saw a clip of 2 girls kissing in an episode and I had to put in my birthday in order to watch it. All these girls did was kiss. That kind of pisses me off. If it was a guy and a girl in the same clip doing the same things, my birthday wouldn’t be necessary. I hate you homophobic America! I can't seem to find the clip. Seems like the interwebs have taken it away.

Fail/Nonfail Blog Friday

The Walking Dead finale has aired and I want to know what happens next!!!! I want to read the comic books and kind of ruin it for myself. I was reading up on my zombies and The Walking Dead and found out the second season won’t air until October 2011!!! They’re joking right? You can’t do that. You can’t leave an intrigued audience hanging at the end of the finale and then keep them hanging for another year. I call that cruel and unusual punishment. Not only that, but it seems like bad publicity for the show. Will people even remember the show next October? This show makes me want to rent every zombie movie ever and once that’s done, my obsession might cease. Come on AMC. You can’t do this!!! If you haven’t watched any of the episodes, you have to. My mom thinks it’s dumb, but she’s never been a zombie fan. Maybe it’s a generational thing. I want zombies!!! RAWR.

Fail Blog Friday

As if we’re not already run by fools, Donald Trump would like to join the game. He said he wants to run for President in 2012. He said he could easily spend more than $200 million of his own money on his campaign. Well no shit. You make a shit load of money. No one can compare to that. He wants to take on Sarah Palin too. I’ve said I’m moving to Canada before, but this time I truly mean it. All Donald Trump would do in office is fire everyone. YOU’RE FIRED!!!! Ugh, anyway the last thing we need is people like Donald Trump to run this country. Talk about the rich white man dominating the world. I have to stop or I will explode so have an awesome weekend!!!! Go see Harry Potter to ease your mind.

Fail or NonFail Blog Friday?

I'm really not sure how I feel about these pictures. I mean, yes this isn't something I want to see, but I'm not sure how I feel about this in general for the public to see. Glee has such a squeaky clean rep and then they do something like this. Yeah, they can do whatever they want to do, but does this somehow taint their show? Does this make younger girls think that it's ok to suck on a lollipop and spread your legs like that? I'm not a parent, but I probably wouldn't want my teenage daughter to have this magazine. I know that when I look at these pictures it makes me wish my body looked like Lea Michele's. I definitely don't appreciate the view of her crotch at all.

To look at the other side of things, I used to be super obsessed with Jennifer Love Hewitt and I had this binder that I created with all these magazine clippings and magazine covers and what not. Well, there were some pretty crazy pictures of her in there. She posed on the cover of Maxim and stuff like that and my parents were ok with me getting those magazines because I liked the actress and they knew I wouldn't go around flashing my stomach the way she did. I was a tomboy too so I'm sure that helped a little.

I guess now that I'm older and actively watch the show I just feel like these pictures are wrong. Glee has a certain reputation and I feel like showing these actors in this light kind of defeats that. If these actors posed like this individually, it may not have had the strong outburst that it did, but because 3 actors from the show posed together I feel like it kind of deserves a fuss...

Fail Blog Friday

Better late than never, right? Sorry this took 2 days, but I was in a training session on Friday and then out of town all weekend so here is the most recent fail.

I saw this commercial not too long ago and I think it's ridiculous. Way to make many girls seem incapable. It just kind of pisses me off. I guess the rest kind of speaks for itself. I hope everyone is having a great weekend!

Fail Blog Friday

I love art. Any kind of art is welcome. Painting, theatre, music, cooking, etc. The one art that I just can’t stand is experimental. To me, experimental art is masturbation. People do it just to please themselves. They don’t give a shit about their audience. I went to LACMA when I was in college and saw this one experimental piece where this chick had dressed up like the painter Freda and she peed on stage. That was her act. She would inject herself with something and then proceed to squat over a bucket and pee. That’s not art. Then, there was another room where this chick was pretty much naked. All she was wearing was an Indian Chief’s head dress and a dildo and she was jacking off with the dildo. That’s not art either.

The most recent piece of crap I heard about is being created by this guy named Richard Whitehurst in Columbus, Ohio. He is creating something called The Rape Tunnel. The piece is set to go up on October 30^th. Here is his description of this tunnel:

In the 4D Gallery main room, I’ve constructed a 22 foot tunnel out of plywood that leads into the project room. There is no way in or out of the project room except for this tunnel. As you travel through the tunnel, it gets smaller and smaller, making it so that you have to crawl and put yourself in a submissive position in order to reach the tunnel’s destination. At the end of the tunnel the subject will find me waiting in the project room and I’ll try to the best of my ability to overpower and rape the person who crawls through.

Really? Anyone who enters this tunnel knows what they’re getting into. It’s not a surprise, so doesn’t that make it consensual and not rape at all? To tell people they will get raped if they go through a tunnel and they enter the tunnel on their own, doesn’t that mean they’re welcoming the rape? To me, that’s not rape. Anyway, the idea is sick. Of course, all the feminist groups are freaking out about this. This isn’t the first time he’s done something ridiculous like this either. Prior to this rape tunnel piece he created a tunnel just like this, but instead of raping people at the end, he would punch them in the face. Turns out he broke a models nose and she sued him. He thinks it’s great because his “art” has a lasting impression on her because she will never forget how her nose was broken. After reading that, I freaking hate this asshole. That’s not art!!! I would have sued too. He claims that he doesn’t care what effect his art has on people, just as long as it affects them. Any artist can say that, but a punch in the face and a broken nose is not something I would want to strive for. Raping and hitting people can ruin someone’s life. Art isn’t meant to ruin one’s life. Usually art enriches life.

All I have to say is that I really hope this guy goes to jail. Like I mentioned earlier, it can be argued that this isn’t rape because it’s consensual, but still. I kind of want to go to Ohio and stand outside this tunnel and make sure no one enters. This makes me so mad!

Fail Blog Friday

I try to stay away from politics in this blog because sometimes we need something fun to get our minds off of things. But today, I need to talk very briefly about the Tea Party and how freaking ridiculous it's become. I've become scared for my female, homosexual existence because everyone wants to take my rights away from me. So that's all. Just needed to get that out there. See, I said I would be brief. Happy Friday ya'll!

Fail Blog Friday

I was listening to KROQ yesterday morning and they were talking about the new Bjork song and how freaking insane she is. They played some clips and I have to agree. I always thought she was kind of weird. There was only one song of hers that I could handle and it was only because my friend used it in a scene for theatre class. Otherwise, there's a line where art just becomes insane. I'm not sure if this video is hers as well, but just listen to the song. WTF? Happy crazy Friday!

Fail Blog Friday

Chicken McNuggets are good, but not this good. This chick drove through McDonald's at 6:30 in the morning asking for McNuggets, but only breakfast was being served. She didn't like the answer and went a little crazy.



Again, why would anyone go through this much stress over a fast food item? Happy holiday weekend y'all. See you back here on Tuesday.

Fail Blog Friday

I just got a baby kitten and the same day I brought her home, I saw this video on the news. What is wrong with people?!?!



I hope someone finds her and throws her in a trash can!

Fail Blog Friday

So Tila Tequila is still trying to be something she will never be; liked. She's had 2 shows on MTV where she tries to find love and has found nothing, she tried to have a "singing" career and that went nowhere, she tried to have a modeling career, but she's too deformed for anyone to want her. Well, recently, she was trying to "rap" at a concert and the audience was hurling objects at her so she was forced to stand behind bodyguards in order to finish her "rap." How pathetic is that? Get the hint woman. No one likes you! I saw her at a bar once and she is not cute at all. Some people try too hard. This video is long and boring, but you get the picture of how awful she is at "rapping" and how much crap they actually throw at her.

Fail Blog Friday

You have got to be kidding me. Justin Bieber is going to be starring in a movie about…well…him. It’s going to be like 8 Mile, but with less gang activity, sex, and drugs. It’s going to follow him from Canada where he was a little boy to the US, where he’s still a little boy. It’s kind of scary how popular he is. Makes me want to gag and then toss my hair. Have a Justin Bieber free weekend everyone!

Fail and Free Blog Friday

I was debating posting this because it's kind of disgusting. In more ways than one. In my debate, I decided that even though this isn't safe for work, it might be worth a look just so people know that things like this really exist. It makes me kind of sick to be honest.



Have a great weekend everyone. There are a lot of free things this weekend as well. Check them out here.

Fail Blog Friday

I love ice cream, I mean who doesn’t. I love watching the shows on the cooking channel about desserts and how they make them and where they come from and all that fun stuff, but the other day I saw an episode where they were talking about Melted Ice Cream Spray. Yes, it’s exactly what that says. It’s melted ice cream flavor in a spray bottle. You just spray it on your tongue and enjoy. I really don’t like this idea. I mean sure, it sounds great in theory and it may taste good, but what in the hell is in that thing. Imagine all the chemicals. Plus, they intentionally make it taste like melted ice cream for those who love soupy ice cream. I do kind of want to try it though because it is such a weird product. Just seems weird to me to go to the ice cream man and ask for ice cream in a spray bottle rather than on a cone. To me, the luxury of ice cream is being able to go to the ice cream store and pick out your flavor and eat it before it melts. Not pull a bottle out of your pocket and start spraying. I wonder if they sell it in candy stores. I will need to look that one up. Hope everyone had a good first week of summer. Happy weekend y’all!