Weird and Weirder Tie the Knot

Well, it’s official. Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married on Saturday in India. I guess India is where he proposed. Their entire ceremony stayed true to Indian wedding traditions. That’s kind of interesting. Now they can go off and make weird babies named Sloth and Jumanji.

As a wedding gift, Russell bought Katy a tigress named Machli. The tigress will remain in the jungle, but the money given by Brand will go into its welfare and conservation schemes in the park. That’s kind of awesome. I can totally see them with a tigress in their home though so it wouldn’t have surprised me if they took it on the plane home and kept it in their backyard. Maybe they’re a little more normal than I give them credit for…

Hot and Cold

Many of you have probably already heard about the ridiculousness surrounding Katy Perry’s appearance on Sesame Street, or lack there of I should say. Katy Perry was supposed to sing Hot and Cold with Elmo on Sesame Street, but the piece was pulled from the show after preview audiences deemed it unfit for children. I was listening to KROQ and they thought the preview audience and producers were ridiculous for pulling the clip. The reason behind the pull was because Katy decided to wear a tiny nothing dress and parents didn’t think it was appropriate for children to see her boobs falling out. I think I have to agree with these parents. First of all, why did the Sesame Street producers let her wear that skimpy dress in the first place? They had to have known her dress wouldn’t go over very well, right? Second of all, KROQ was saying that all kids see boobs when being breast fed. Um, these kids don’t know that they’re sucking on a boob. I mean come on! I wouldn’t want my 4 year old to think that they can dress like Katy Perry when they grow up.

To top it all off, Katy Perry went on SNL to make fun of herself:



I wish Katy Perry would just be semi normal. Her music isn’t abnormal and she gets attention just because she’s cute. Why does she feel the need to dress skanky?

Ppppoker Face

I have suddenly gained a new appreciation for Lady Gaga. I was a fan of her music, but I knew that she was always kind of weird. Her lyrics were kind of weird too. Like that song where she sings about taking a ride on someone’s pogo stick. Wow. Plus her costumes. She has some pretty crazy outfits and after seeing her performance at the VMA’s, she has definitely kept my vote as being weird, but the one thing I did notice was the biggest thing ever. She sings live!!! No one sings live anymore and to add to that, she’s freaking good. She dances, sings, and plays piano. She is super talented.



She was even on Ellen and she sang live and played the piano at the same time. Granted she stood on the piano bench and did weird stuff while she did it, but that’s just her style I guess.



Style and weirdness aside, she has talent. I wish people would show it more. Like Katy Perry for example. That girl can sing and play guitar, but none of her songs portray her talent.

The one thing Lady Gaga is not allowed to do is talk though. She sounds like she is 12 years old. She has this baby voice, but she has a powerful singing voice and this crazy style. To be honest, I almost anticipated her having an accent because not many Americans are willing to think outside the box like she does. But nope, she is all American with a tiny little voice. Check it out for yourself.