Those Legs Are As Straight As Elton John!

I've found a new little gem on Lifetime and I just can't stop watching! It's like a horrible horrible train wreck! It's called Dance Moms. If you're not watching this show, you don't know what you're missing. The show is about the dancers, moms, and Abby Lee Miller at the Abby Lee Dance Studio in Pittsburg. Some of these dancers are kind of amazing and they're only 9 years old, but the show is more about the moms and their fights with each other and Abby. Abby will do something that gets the moms up in arms and then the drama ensues. Or one of the moms will do something dumb and or say something dumb and all the moms start fighting with each other. Abby is kind of a bitch and all the mom's think their daughter is the best so there's a lot of drama. I'm actively excited to be watching a marathon on TLC. What has happened to my life?!?! Everyone needs to make time on Wednesday night to watch this show.

Puke!

BARF!!!! Can you believe that 5 million people tuned in to watch the Sarah Palin show on TLC? Why people why?!?! Well, to be fair, if I had known when it was on, I probably would have tuned in just to see her train wreck and I'm hoping that's what other people did because if they watched it for pleasure, she will be the next President. 5 million people. That's a lot. All she did was fish and kill bears I'm sure. It's one of those things where we need to get the numbers for the second episode to judge for sure.

Also, what the hell is wrong with TLC? I used to like that channel until the insane Jon and Kate Plus 8 thing and now they give Sarah Palin a show. I want to know who's in charge of that network and I want to know how these things happen. Not only are there shows like Jon and Kate, but what about The Duggars with their 19 Kids and Counting shenanigans? It makes me sick to see that many children in one family. Is TLC trying to show us how we shouldn't be or will they just do anything for ratings? It scares me! I won't even post a video cause no one will watch it.