Random Jesus Activity Part 2

So last night it was time to bust out the ginger bread house making kit. Everything was in perfect little packages. The walls and roof and what not were in one package, the candy was all in individual packages, and the frosting was in a giant tube. It was my OCD dream come true in ginger bread house form. There was even a little tray to help the retarded put it together. The ginger bread pieces had outlines on them so you would know where the doors and windows were supposed to be. Now that I think about it, I’m kind of offended that they would think I’m that retarded. Anyway, it was pretty fun and really hard not to follow the picture on the damn box. I would try not to, but then I would do some variation of what was on the box. Like the box had red candies in one spot and I used the same candies, but different colors. I mean they outline it for you so you can’t help but be a sheep and follow along. So here is the outcome of my ginger bread making kit from Target. Both were fun. Which do you like better?

Random Jesus Activity Part 1

As we count down to Jesus Day we begin to build random ass things that have nothing to do with Jesus. We embark on cookie making and watch ridiculous movies. The latest random ass thing I have encountered for the first time is ginger bread house making. This is going to be a 2 part-er. Last night I made a ginger bread house without a kit from the store. It was all random ingredients put together to make a house. The frame was cardboard taped together in the shape of a house and then graham crackers were frosted on. The decorations consisted of animal crackers, gum drops, jelly beans, more frosting, etc. It came out pretty good considering it was all made up.
Some people even go insane and make their desks into ginger bread houses. These kinds of people are the one’s we all need to watch out for.

Tomorrow I will discuss my experience with the ginger bread house store bought kit. To be continued…..