Showing posts with label People of Wal-Mart Wednesday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label People of Wal-Mart Wednesday. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

We haven't done this in a while so I figured we could have one fun day of crazy people.

Now that's getting into the holiday spirit.

I don't like getting dressed to go shopping either, but I think this is a little too far.

Dude!!!! I'm gonna try this next time I go to the market.


I'm not sure whatever this thing is belongs at a Wal-Mart....

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

It's Wednesday and we all know what that means! Time for some crazy people.

The aliens are coming!

Some people like to make their own clothes.

I guess she likes her dog better than her kid...

Was this person discharged or did they escape?

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

We haven't done this in a while.

Hahaha. I really have no words. Maybe, he was doing a play and one of his props broke and his prop master was no where to be found...?

I would be scared if I saw this guy in person. Talk about obsessed.

Um, doesn't he feel a breeze?

I forgot my dress at home!

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

So I was looking through the People of Wal-Mart website, which is something I do often as you all know and it made me wonder. Do people dress like they do when going to Wal-Mart on purpose? Or do these people actively think they are dressing normally?

Like this guy for example. Who buys a pair of red stripped overalls number one and number two, who wears them for anything other than Halloween? Was he coming from an event where he played a clown for a child's birthday party and someone just happened to snap a photo of him at a Wal-Mart or are these his regular overalls? People know this website exists so they must sort of do these things on purpose right?

What about this guy. Who the hell brings a snake into Wal-Mart? Is that even allowed? They do say no pets allowed....

I had to post this one. It makes me laugh. Who even makes a shirt like that? The bigger question may be who would want to buy a shirt like that?

Sigh. This was a perfect ending (all pun intended) and I needed to use it.

I think what I'm going to do is dress up like a freak and wander around a Wal-Mart and see if I end up on this website. Who's with me?

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

Yes, it's back. You know you're excited. I have decided that I am no longer going to post the comments from the site because they are kind of mean. I mean the site in general is pretty mean, but the comments don't seem worth it to me. I am going to add my own.

Hey, that's one way to show off some back tattoos. Otherwise no one will ever see them.

Now why would you wear this shirt in public. Maybe to sleep. Maybe around the house, but in public. Come on lady!

Pictures like this make me laugh. She sought this guy out and asked to take a picture with him so she could send it in to the website. Did this guy dress like this on purpose? Was this staged? Seems deceiving to me.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

I was at Michael's last night getting some wrapping paper and bags and such and when I was standing in the check out line, there was this lady who looked like she belonged in Wal-Mart. She had these funky PJ pants on and then she had some shirt that didn't match the pants at all and then over that she had a camouflage vest. Oy vey. Happy Wednesday y'all.

Oh, wow! Do you call the cops or invite him over for some beers so you can listen to the craziest stories ever told…….in perfect jibberish?

Unknown

How much money does it cost to get a car wash advertisement etched into your head? I want to see my barber’s reaction when I ask him to do put the PoWM logo on my dome.

Louisiana

These guys to have to be on their way to Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas tractor pull.

Arizona

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

It's back!!! Enjoy. :)

What you don’t know is that water bottle is actually filled with baby oil. You may start taking numbers on who gets to apply it.

Florida

We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild.

California

She is probably trying to convince the nice elderly woman that the little ball of sh*t that was thrown at her face must have come from some other monkey, because little Kiki wouldn’t do such a thing.

Oklahoma

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

I'm back a little bit. So let's get right into Wednesday. Enjoy!

Wow, nothing says “I know how to make friends” like a shirt that incorporates computers AND farting!
Ohio
Hey, maybe when you are big and bald you shouldn’t wear a onesie………unless that is actually a gigantic baby.
Oklahoma
Dude, you are by far the worst sniper in your class. It’s obvious that you are just not grasping the entire concept of hiding.

Texas

I rock rough and stuff with my Afro Puffs (RAGE!)

North Carolina

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

Another Wednesday of awesome people. I think the comments make this blog. Happy hump day y'all!

Dude’s got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat that…..DUDE’S GOT A RACCOON….ON HIS HEAD. Somebody tell Davey Crockett here he is supposed to skin it first, then put him in a Lysol bath.
TexasI should NEVER have to take a double take at your hand to determine whether you are holding a few snakes or have really long fingernails.
MississippiThis is how to not bring all the boys to the yard with your milkshake.
Oregon5….4…..3….oh, you finished already?
Pennsylvania

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

It's another Wednesday and I think this may be the best group of photos yet.

Each article of clothing she has on is ridiculous on its own and combining them does not help. The best part is you know she was super pumped when she put these puzzle pieces together.

Georgia

Well, looks like the joke’s on me for spending money to make my Ruben Studdard SUV.
Pennsylvania
Honestly, do I have to send out some sort of world-wide memo explaining the purpose of UNDERwear and pants? I thought everyone knew, but I guess that jokes on me.

Florida

Mike Rowe wouldn’t even scope out that job!

Unknown

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

Sigh. It's hump day y'all.

You know, I was going to ask her if she could implement her proposed solution to overcome our current economic climate, but then I saw she didn’t want me to ask her “4″ shit, so hang in there everybody.

Texas and California

He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt. I can’t even fathom a reason why! – “Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency.” Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware for.

Oklahoma

Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately.

California

I don’t think they make a “Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion” card………trust me I’ve looked.

Maine

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

Another Wednesday full of awesome people from Wal-Mart. Enjoy!

If you’re going to wear a nice summer skirt like this, don’t ruin it with those boots mister, because that is just wrong!
California
My man looks like a walking, talking, pimping Neapolitan Ice Cream. I bet that pimp hand is cold ladies.
Ohio
This lady looks like she woke up in an alley somewhere in Mexico and had the urge to get to a Walmart inmediatamente.

South Carolina

“What is Walmart gay?” – great question; Walmart gay is extra flamboyant attire like this, that is still rooted in Walmartness. For example, tying your shirt up like so is very flamboyant, however it is also flannel. Pink shorts –> big belt buckle. Big goofy hat –> doesnt match a thing. I think you get the idea.

Florida

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

Today is hump day and we all know what that means. It’s people of Wal-Mart Wednesday. I know this is the highlight of everyone’s week. If it’s not, it should be. Captions added for your pleasure. Enjoy!

I think that even if this guy showed up at a Minnesota Vikings game people would stare.
Florida
Okay, I’m no Al Gore but I’m pretty sure gluing fur to your van does not count as “going green.” Although I do drive a gas-guzzler, burn styrofoam for heat, and still use deodorant in an aerosol can, so maybe it does count.
Missouri

“What?! I’m not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.”
Unknown

Now kids, before Bret Michaels had Rock of Love skanks he had Poison groupies. Years later some of them still refuse to accept the new skank-style and delusionally live in their past; others died of syphilis, but i digress…..
California

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

My job here today is to show the awesomeness that is America. I have dedicated every Wednesday to the amazing people of Wal-Mart. I truly feel proud and special to be an American. The people in these photos are the people we should all aspire to be at some point in our lives. People who wear their underwear on the outside of their pants or the people who allow their children to place bags over their heads or who wear clothing they should not wear do to their size and weight. I truly aspire to be like these people when I grow up. I wish that some day, everyone I know will have the same goals and ambitions. Please enjoy. I have also added the captions for your entertainment.

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania
Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do.
Texas
I was reluctant to put this picture up but then I realized that this picture wasn’t taken at a 1995 WWF match, and this guy isn’t “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels.
Florida
Ma’am, your “she-wolf” can clearly breathe… now please put it away, it’s scaring everybody.
Virginia
I was wondering what happened to them! Do you think this is Mack Daddy or Daddy Mack? Either way he makes me wanna “Jump! Jump!”
Texas