In the Matrix

Sigh. I just don't know what to say about Heidi Montag. She just keeps getting worse and worse and I totally blame Spencer. She wrote on her Twitter page the other day how her surgery was the best decision she ever made and basically everyone else can go suck it.

"My last surgery was the best decision of my life! Anything anyone else says (family members who are trying to make money off of me) is a lie! I have never felt sexier, happier, or more amazing in my own skin. I truly look the way I have always dreamed."

That's so sad. She would give up her friends and family for stupid plastic surgery, which is just that, plastic and fake. Your family is real. Your friends are real. That girls needs some serious therapy and time away from Spencer. She also talked about how she has no friends. Hmmm. I wonder why.

"I have no friends! The ones who are pretending to be 'friends' or 'family,' are crazy, angry, broke and BITTER. This is why they haven't been in my life for years. Liars!"

How does someone pretend to be your family? I don't understand. On another note, Spencer said in the latest episode of The Hills that Heidi wasn't allowed on the internet so how did she manage to write this Twitter post? Does she sit in the closet with the computer while Spencer is sleeping? Makes me wonder if Spencer wrote this for her....