Dude’s got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat that…..DUDE’S GOT A RACCOON….ON HIS HEAD. Somebody tell Davey Crockett here he is supposed to skin it first, then put him in a Lysol bath.Texas
I should NEVER have to take a double take at your hand to determine whether you are holding a few snakes or have really long fingernails.Mississippi
This is how to not bring all the boys to the yard with your milkshake.Oregon
5….4…..3….oh, you finished already?Pennsylvania
Dude with a raccoon on his head = pretty awesome comment for sure. If I saw him in a Wal-Mart, or indeed anywhere, I would point and muster all my seriousness and awe for just such a statement:
ReplyDelete"SIR. THERE IS A RACCOON ON YOUR HEAD. IT IS STILL BREATHING. I BELIEVE THIS IS INCORRECT USAGE OF SAID ANIMAL."
I just realized that the above statement could make me sound pro-raccoon hat. Which I am not. Just so you know, world.
ReplyDeleteShe has 100 raccoon hats world.
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