Do You Want A Toy With That?

McDonald's has been in the news a lot lately and it's all ridiculous. I heard that McDonald's will no longer put toys in Happy Meals unless the parents order apple slices and milk. If a kid wants soda and fries, they can forget about receiving a toy. Ok, I understand that McDonald's has been under a lot of scrutiny for having unhealthy food, but parents are going to feed their kids whatever they want. Eating apple slices and drinking milk doesn't make the chicken nuggets or hamburger healthy. Chicken nuggets and burgers are the worst part of the meal. I order kids meals all the time and the last thing I want are apple slices and freaking milk. Milk makes me sick sometimes. So screw you McDonald's. I want my freaking toy. I will more than likely throw it away, but what the hell are you trying to do to the fat kids of America? We should be allowed to play with toys too. In all seriousness, if parents are going to feed their kids crap, that's their own problem. And those parents who try to sue McDonald's for making their kids fat are retarded. It makes me horribly sad to see so many fat kids, but McDonald's isn't going to change the world by taking away toys. I have the fondest childhood memories of awesome McDonald's toys. Back when they were giving real toys and not the pieces of crap they give now. Some are even worth money now. My favorite were these plastic chicken nuggets that you could dress up in different outfits. Mine were always in Halloween costumes.

The second thing I read/saw about the Happy Meal is from this one chick who decided to let the Happy Meal sit for 6 months and take pictures of the progress of the meal. I went through the slide show of pictures and the meal didn't change at all. It still looked like it was recently ordered. There was no mold or anything. The chick said the meal was hard as a rock, but that was the only change. Well, duh. What did you expect? I don't expect to see a McDonald's meal decompose like any other food. That's what makes it taste so good.

Bottom line, if you have a problem with McDonald's food, than don't freaking eat it. Those who eat it, know it's bad for them and do it anyway. I'm sorry, but it's the truth. I watched Super Size Me and I know what McDonald's food can do to my body, but I will still eat it once in a while. It tastes good sometimes. And that's the operative word: sometimes. Don't eat it everyday! If you do, you will get fat. Silly people.

All these stories make me want to eat McDonald's. Good job with all the PR. Also, Google image search McDonald's. You get some awesome pictures.