Another Wednesday of awesome people. I think the comments make this blog. Happy hump day y'all!

Dude’s got a raccoon on his head. Let me repeat that…..DUDE’S GOT A RACCOON….ON HIS HEAD. Somebody tell Davey Crockett here he is supposed to skin it first, then put him in a Lysol bath.
Texas

I should NEVER have to take a double take at your hand to determine whether you are holding a few snakes or have really long fingernails.
Mississippi

This is how to not bring all the boys to the yard with your milkshake.
Oregon

5….4…..3….oh, you finished already?
Pennsylvania
Dude with a raccoon on his head = pretty awesome comment for sure. If I saw him in a Wal-Mart, or indeed anywhere, I would point and muster all my seriousness and awe for just such a statement:
ReplyDelete"SIR. THERE IS A RACCOON ON YOUR HEAD. IT IS STILL BREATHING. I BELIEVE THIS IS INCORRECT USAGE OF SAID ANIMAL."
I just realized that the above statement could make me sound pro-raccoon hat. Which I am not. Just so you know, world.
ReplyDeleteShe has 100 raccoon hats world.
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