I was at Michael's last night getting some wrapping paper and bags and such and when I was standing in the check out line, there was this lady who looked like she belonged in Wal-Mart. She had these funky PJ pants on and then she had some shirt that didn't match the pants at all and then over that she had a camouflage vest. Oy vey. Happy Wednesday y'all.

Oh, wow! Do you call the cops or invite him over for some beers so you can listen to the craziest stories ever told…….in perfect jibberish?
Unknown

How much money does it cost to get a car wash advertisement etched into your head? I want to see my barber’s reaction when I ask him to do put the PoWM logo on my dome.
Louisiana

These guys to have to be on their way to Larry the Cable Guy’s Christmas tractor pull.
Arizona
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