Sigh. It's hump day y'all.

You know, I was going to ask her if she could implement her proposed solution to overcome our current economic climate, but then I saw she didn’t want me to ask her “4″ shit, so hang in there everybody.
Texas and California

He is wearing… a trash bag… as a skirt. I can’t even fathom a reason why! – “Well maybe it was some sort of an emergency.” Who knows what he is going to use the Tupperware for.
Oklahoma

Cabbage Patch Man comes complete with a birth certificate, application for adoption and they are each sold separately.
California

I don’t think they make a “Sorry I exposed myself to everyone at the family reunion” card………trust me I’ve looked.
Maine
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