People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

Today is hump day and we all know what that means. It’s people of Wal-Mart Wednesday. I know this is the highlight of everyone’s week. If it’s not, it should be. Captions added for your pleasure. Enjoy!

I think that even if this guy showed up at a Minnesota Vikings game people would stare.
Florida
Okay, I’m no Al Gore but I’m pretty sure gluing fur to your van does not count as “going green.” Although I do drive a gas-guzzler, burn styrofoam for heat, and still use deodorant in an aerosol can, so maybe it does count.
Missouri

“What?! I’m not wearing this because I crave attention. This stuff is really, really comfortable.”
Unknown

Now kids, before Bret Michaels had Rock of Love skanks he had Poison groupies. Years later some of them still refuse to accept the new skank-style and delusionally live in their past; others died of syphilis, but i digress…..
California