People of Wal-Mart Wednesday

My job here today is to show the awesomeness that is America. I have dedicated every Wednesday to the amazing people of Wal-Mart. I truly feel proud and special to be an American. The people in these photos are the people we should all aspire to be at some point in our lives. People who wear their underwear on the outside of their pants or the people who allow their children to place bags over their heads or who wear clothing they should not wear do to their size and weight. I truly aspire to be like these people when I grow up. I wish that some day, everyone I know will have the same goals and ambitions. Please enjoy. I have also added the captions for your entertainment.

This man is becoming a legend on this site! But when you start to accent the undies with a flannel vest, HOT DAMN!! How could you not be legendary?
Pennsylvania
Don’t laugh! Maybe her granddaughter borrowed her Uggs and mini-skirt. Sometimes you just have to make do.
Texas
I was reluctant to put this picture up but then I realized that this picture wasn’t taken at a 1995 WWF match, and this guy isn’t “The Heartbreak Kid” Shawn Michaels.
Florida
Ma’am, your “she-wolf” can clearly breathe… now please put it away, it’s scaring everybody.
Virginia
I was wondering what happened to them! Do you think this is Mack Daddy or Daddy Mack? Either way he makes me wanna “Jump! Jump!”
Texas