So we all hate Megan Fox. She is not hot and she is not talented and she is very dumb. This blog is going to be the opposite of a guilty pleasure. What’s the word for that? Hate blog. So recently, Megan Fox was banned from certain male fan sites so others could be talked about for a change and it was quite hilarious. She just needs to go away. She has said some pretty stupid stuff and she just thinks she’s so hot. I hope it gets her into trouble very soon. I think the best interview to date was her most recent interview with comedian Matt Zaller where he made her put a bag over her head so she wouldn’t talk and distract. I think she needs to wear this bag more often. Enjoy no longer seeing Megan Fox’s face for a few minutes. Maybe this is a guilty pleasure blog after all. Megan Fox + bag over her head = happy.
Um, hello. You're just hating on the beautiful Megan Fox because she's so gorgeous and talented. Everyone knows that the supremely intelligent Ms. Fox has proven her awesome self time and again to be utterly classy and breathtaking. Who can help but feel a twinge of jealousy when they see her flawless grin and sleek, luscious body. And then when she opens her perfect mouth and words of wisdom and grace flow from it! No wonder we all want to be her.
Plus, she would strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands for Olivia Wilde. PETA's just jealous because they want Olivia to themselves.
Um, hello. You're just hating on the beautiful Megan Fox because she's so gorgeous and talented. Everyone knows that the supremely intelligent Ms. Fox has proven her awesome self time and again to be utterly classy and breathtaking. Who can help but feel a twinge of jealousy when they see her flawless grin and sleek, luscious body. And then when she opens her perfect mouth and words of wisdom and grace flow from it! No wonder we all want to be her.
ReplyDeletePlus, she would strangle a mountain ox with her bare hands for Olivia Wilde. PETA's just jealous because they want Olivia to themselves.
I think I just threw up in my mouth.
ReplyDeleteUm, I can't be your friend anymore Erin!!
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